How to Poo on Holiday by Mats & Enzo

Author:Mats & Enzo [Mats & Enzo]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: New, Form, Humor, General, Parodies
ISBN: 9781853758119
Google: ql2yuAAACAAJ
Publisher: Prion
Published: 2014-05-02T00:00:00+00:00

The situation:

Like everyone, you too have your favourite toilet paper brand that you can’t do without. You are horrified when you find out that the local supermarket does not carry your preferred toilet paper.

SOLUTION: The Triple-Layered Apricot Solution

1. Don’t panic, you will not be forced to not go to the toilet for three weeks. We will find a solution together.

2. Think about what the reasons are you like that toilet paper so much. Is it its quadruple layering? Is it its Wild Violet perfume? Or maybe its floral motif?

3. Make a list and prioritize your criteria. Then go to the supermarket and find the toilet paper that gets as close as possible to your favourite brand.

4. Use this new toilet paper during your entire holiday. A bit of a change will do you good, and you will be able to tell your friends stories about this adventure when you go back.

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